Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
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Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
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We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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