Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
if i can run in heels then i can drive
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
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chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
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youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
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