I could have mohawked her pubes.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
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i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
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You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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