she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Randomize
