we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
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i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
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it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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