there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
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When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
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Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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