Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
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We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
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Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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