He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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