Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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