I love black thongs
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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