How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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