Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
false alarm, still single
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Randomize
