I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
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Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
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In other news, I just burned my penis
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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