doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
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