And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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