Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
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Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
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I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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