that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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