i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
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Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
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I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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