everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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