Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
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You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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