so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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