All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
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Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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