he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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