...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
