ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
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I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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