I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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