ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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