Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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