One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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