The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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