Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
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there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
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Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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