I take back everything I said about communal showers
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
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Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
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don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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