wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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