Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
kristin has been a bad kristin
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
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is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
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can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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