Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I came so hard my ears popped.
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