He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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