how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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