butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
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He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
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THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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