You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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