I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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