from now on my penis is your penis
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
the day after is always just damage control
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
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