I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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