HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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