do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
We have started to decorate penises.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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