The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
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I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
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i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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