I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
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Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
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casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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