i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
