All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
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We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
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Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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