West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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