Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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