Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
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FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
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My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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