just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
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I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
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ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life