8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
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Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
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It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.