What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Randomize
